Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 24 August 2010

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Ignore this sign if you've been shot in the head, it's better to be pissed like a Pole!

A Polish gentleman living in Germany was shot in the head and being slightly sloshed at the time didn't even notice the bullet lodge in his skull.

The last 5 years has been a constant story of being totally pissed, swallowing paracetamol, aspirins and other pain killers (not only for his hang-overs) and in a moment of sobriety decided to visit the local German Quack, who just happened to be another Polish immigrant? (plenty of them in Germany too)

The Quack immediately diagnosed a slight lump in the Polish gentleman's head, took an x-ray and low and behold, discovered a bullet lodged in his skull.

Asked why the hell he didn't come earlier the Polish man answered:

"I don't remember a zing, only a very good party, ze bullet shooting and mein kopf ache uzzerwise, nichts, I need a vodka, Bitte."

The Quack removed the bullet and now the Pole has a hole in his Dummkopf. He is back under his favourite bridge with a very large bottle of cheap booze without the headaches, but still has a massive hang-over.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Alcohol, Poland

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