The Duchess of York has had to fire seven of her staff members in an attempt to get back on her feet financially.
Meanwhile, the Duke is taking over her finances and removed her credit cards from her wallet. She has to earn them back.
The Duchess is now job-hunting and is reported to have said that she will do absolutely any job that does not involve wearing a tacky looking uniform and visor.
For the next school year her two daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie will not be attending private educational institutions but will attend a State run educational institutions in Notting Hill. Fergie did think of homeschooling them for a year but then realized she wasn't qualified.
The Duke, is giving her driving lessons as she has had to fire her driver. When she passes her driving test, which she surely will, on the first attempt, according to the person who is to 'test her', the Duke has promised to buy her a little 'run around' - in the shape of a black Rolls Royce.
Fergie does not wish anyone to feel sorry for her but is accepting donations of used designer clothing and used designer jewellery. They can be left outside any local Salvation Army Charity Shop clearly labelled...For The Duchess of York.
Salvation Army personnel have promised to get all items delivered swiftly and safely to the Duchess.
We will update you on the Duchess's financial situation as news comes in.
