Fergie alias Sarah Ferguson, alias ex-wife of a British Prince is officially skint!
She's sacked her staff, flogged her heirlooms, refused to appear on Celeb Come Dancing and is so upset that she's decided to jump on a VIP, first class flight to the British Virgin Islands where Sir Richard Branson will take care of the 'poor dear'!
In the world of the rich and famous being a complete and utter useless tosser has it's advantages. If you were married to another useless tosser (who just happened to be a Brit Prince) you can get away with murder, suck rich buisness men's dicks in public, act like a moron, waste millions and still be invited by Richard Branson for a holiday and a bit of R & R from all of the stress.
Jaggedone has just sent this Spoof to our brave servicemen serving their country, sucking dust, getting their heads blown off and laying down their lives for Queen and Country in Afghanistan, maybe Sir Richard will invite them all too (you f*****g bet!)
Fergie, please do us all a favour, do something good for mankind at last, go and search for Bin Laden and don't come back until you've found him, NEVER!
