Written by Stevey G.

Tuesday, 27 July 2010

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'Ashley Cole is a Wanker'. I like this says George W Bush.

'Ashley Cole is a Wanker'. Many have suspected this for some while, but it now seems to be official.

A Facebook site, entitled 'Ashley Cole is a Wanker' has now received a record number of 'I like this' comments and is racing up the charts.

A Facebook commentator believes that the success of the site has been brought about by the actions of Cole himself. 'There was a flurry of activity on the site following revelations of his extra-marital affairs',he said, 'and this increased when reports broke about him slagging off the English fans in a text message. The site went ballistic during the world-cup fiasco but even that has been eclipsed as a result of his continued partying, whilst his estranged wife lay in hospital in a critical condition.'

Ashley Cole must be extremely proud. His Facebook chart position, with 16,929,720 comments puts him in third place, just behind Michael Jackson and makes him the highest placed footballer in the chart, currently well ahead of 'Wayne Rooney is an overpaid dwarf' at number 16 in the chart, 'Cristiano Ronaldo is a Portuguese Nancy-Boy' at number 12 and 'Who the f**k is Emile Heskey' at number 9.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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