'Drill, baby, drill!' as Belgian cops exhume church's paedo princes

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Friday, 25 June 2010

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Belgian cops drilled two cardinals' tombs looking for pervs

Brussels - (Holy Shit!): First the Vatican Pension Fund lost 90% of its $$$s last week in the wake of the BP share price fiasco.

Next, a huge Belgian police paedophile raid netted dozens of suspects and lead to a spectacular bust on St Rambouts Cathedral in Mechelen, near Brussels.

Dozens of bishops as well as the Vatican's ambassador to Belgium were detained as armed police cops razed the temple and confiscated dozens of mobile phones and laptops.

Then yesterday cops looking for some very notorious paedophile bishops caused outrage by drilling holes into the tombs of Cardinal Leo Jozef Suenens and Cardinal Jozef-Ernest van Roey.

They proceeded to shove a camera inside the sepulchres and record the putrified contents.

A press release today said the two RIP church princes had reigned over their flocks from 1926 to 1979 running what prosecutors believe was a Nazi golden era child molesting club.

It is not known yet if any living hidden perverts were picked up by the mausoleum cameras.

But judging from the Vatican's furious WTF?? response the police probe has hit a bit of a raw nerve with somebody.

Pope Joe Ratzinger is 104.

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