Having Lady Gaga For a Sister Turns Sister into a Sister

Funny story written by Charpa93

Monday, 14 June 2010

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It had to happen, a family member who chooses a life career totally opposite from that of her sibling because her sibling is just so over the top. Case in point, Lady Gaga (nee Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) has a sister who just graduated from high school and is now planning on becoming a nun. She has enrolled in nun school.

Natali Germanotta, Gaga's 18-year old sister, and her parents have reportedly contacted Sisters of the Sacred Heart to look into Natali attending a summer program to speed her on her way to complete sisterhood. "Oh I like my sister Stefani ok," said Natali looking a bit intimidated, "but she has so many weird ideas and my mom and dad, they want at least one of us to make something out of ourselves, and since she is already doing her Gaga thing, I guess it's up to me." Natali was interviewed while sitting closely between her mother and father, with no chance for escape.

The Germanottas are said to be extremely happy that one of their daughters is going on to become a nun. "It was our wish for Stefani to be a nun eventually, to grow out of her desire to be in the spotlight all the time, but when we saw her outfits getting more and more outrageous, to the point of sacrilege, well, we turned our sights on little Natali," said Joseph Germanotta.

When asked if they knew that Natali had appeared in her sister's "Telephone" video, they appeared somewhat shocked. "Well, yes, of course, said Mrs. Germanotta, "we knew. She was just a background person though, and I believe we've caught our sweet little Natali in time so that she won't be going down the same road as her sister Stefani."

Rumors that Natali held up a sign in the "Telephone" video with the words "help me" have all but been debunked by the Germanottas and their Church.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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