Simon Cowell to Sue David Gilmour

Funny story written by Phoenix Joe

Thursday, 10 June 2010

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Simon Cowell a talent less wannabe?

The news that Susan Boyle and David Gilmour are to team up and record a Pink Floyd tribute album as exclusively reported by Phoenix Joe has certainly set the airwaves buzzing.

Simon Cowell (a TV presenter) has just issued a statement that he intends to sue David Gilmour. In a phone interview with Phoenix Joe just a few moments ago Simon said "Who does he think he is? SuBo belongs to me! This bloke thinks he can play guitar and he starts trying to steal my acts…. I don't want to be rude but… he looks like an overweight ruddy faced farmer - I've seen his videos - he wouldn't last five minutes on Britain's Got Talent, I can tell you."

Simon clearly seemed to be upset as he continued… "I'm gonna sue him for all he's got if he so much as plays a single note within ten feet of her - I'm not having talent less wannabe's exploit Susan. That's my job."

More as we get it - perhaps the chance of hearing SuBo singing Arnold Layne or the Bike Song is now just a Dream that we Dreamed.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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