Scotland don't qualify, but still sing

Written by Bryan McManus

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

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I cannae play football, but I can bloody well sing! Well, sorta.

Although Scotland haven't qualified for the World Cup that hasn't stopped comedy group, The Sweaty Jocks, recording their own World Cup song.

The Sweaty Jocks spokesperson said "although we might be too rubbish to get to the finals, we are experts at comedy songs and are a match for anyone in the charts".

Scotland had an awful qualifying campaign and have had to suffer it being rammed down their throats for months. Their anxiety will only increase when the tournament kicks off with the usual English media headlines of "we're going to win it" etc being plastered over every outlet 24/7. The song is designed to raise the spirits and put a smile back on the face of all other long suffering fans.

Check out the music video.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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