Lockerbie bomber 'sole survivor of Libya plane crash'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

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Al Megrahi is seen here on the left

Tripoli - (Deja-Vu): "There's something a bit Nigel Farage about me," Abdelbasset Ali Al Megrahi said today as he emerged from the wreckage of the Afriqiyah Airways Airbus 330 that crashed enroute to London from Johannesburg.

The 69 year-old convicted bomber told reporters he had just been reading a story about the ex-UKIP leader being nominated for a Vatican patron saint of travel gong when a funny burning smell emerged from the Airbus cockpit.

Moments later the plane plunged, killing everyone else on board except Al Megrahi.

Last week British politician Farage escaped with minor injuries when his two seater plane smashed into the Bedforshire countryside in what some critics called a crude election stunt.

Two days later he was reported as having been rescued from the Staten Island ferry crash that wrecked the ill-fated Andrew J Barberi carrier.

Russian President Dim-Eatery Medvedev is a dead ringer for the former UKIP frontman.

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