Megrahi claims "I Didn't Do It"

Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 20 February 2010

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Abdelbaset Ali Al Megrahi who was convicted of The Lockerbie Bombing is now lying dying in A Libyan Hospital but from his hospital bed he has once again said "I didn't Do It"

A spokesperson for Megrahi said that there has been a major international cover up involving both The USA and the UK the facts are clear for any one who wants to listen. Mr Megrahi was only convicted after Americans paid a Maltese shop owner Millions of dollars to say that "Megrahi looks like a guy that was in my shop". After this the Americans had the paid witness moved to Australia as far away from Europe as they could.

Had Mr Megrahi not fallen ill he would have continued his case for a retrial and once this information about the paid witness had come out in court he would without doubt be pardoned.

Its a sad fact that its very unlikely they will ever get enough evidence to find out who actually carried out this atrocity.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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