BP to Change Initial Meaning to "Butthole Pain"

Funny story written by Jean Le Fete

Saturday, 1 May 2010

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BP's New Logo for their "Butthole Pain" Campaign

New Orleans - 3 hours ago - As the Big Easy bends over to take another disaster up the ass. BP, formerly British Petroleum, formerly Beyond Petroleum has obligingly changed its initials meaning to "Butthole Pain".

"It just seemed like the right thing to do," said former company press secretary, who has now been sacked as of 7 am this morning. "I feel bloody awful about what has happened in the Gulf and in Alaska, where we have leaked prematurely on a number of occasions."

"This story and change in our name will not stand!" said CEO Dick Lyckenstein, "We fully intend to pay for our clean-up and this whole thing is getting blown way out of proportion."

Tell that to the thousands of Gulf business people and families about to lose their income. Yet many can't wait to get their day in court. "I hope they get sucked completely bankrupt, the bastards! Sue the bastards! That's what each and everyone of us needs to do.

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