Ashcroft seen in Ash cloud

Written by Frog-rotta

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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Here he is

A strange sighting happened today when A homeless Icelandic man claimed he saw Former Attorney General John Ashcroft floating within the volcanic ash cloud hovering over Europe making an complete ass clown of himself.

He said he was singing a cover of the Rolling Stones hit "Get off my cloud". When pressed for details of this bizarre sighting The man confessed that he was currently on 14 hits of acid but said he was still standing by his story.

Were not sure what to make of this but our sources are telling us in a crazy twist of fate he is now being courted for a job as a new judge on American Idol...go figure

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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