James Browns body no longer lies a Mold'ring in its grave

Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 13 March 2010

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Soul singer James Brown's body has gone a missing from its grave but his soul goes marching on. The daughter of James Brown claims her fathers body has gone from the temporary crypt at her home in South Carolina.

Former air hostess LaRhonda believes her father was murdered on Christmas day 2006 even although the official report says that Brown died of a heart attack following a bout of pneumonia.

During a search for Browns Body one of the searchers sang out Glory, Glory, Hallelujah! when he thought he found the body but it later transpired it was a dead dog.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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