Mephistopholville, Tennessee (IPP) - Bible publishers in this Southern Baptist stonghold announced to the public today that The James Brown version of the Bible has now sold more copies than the King James Version.
The James Brown version of the Bible is written in 100% Ebonics so as to be capable of reaching out to the new culture that is being handed down the top political responsibilities and control of America's highest chair of state.
This is a more mysterious version of the Bible in that the words are written in the same exact way they are written in the King James Bible. It is the reader who can speak ebonics who will pronounce the words accordingly. The none user of ebonics will see and pronounce the words as they were used in the King James version.
