Lady GaGa gets goals in fact a Hatrick

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 6 March 2010

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This man was trying to sell hats he claimed were worn by Lady GaGa

Lady Gaga took part in a woman's soccer match recently and got Ga Ga goals in fact three goals, she scored a hatrick which is probably appropriate for the person with the worlds biggest hat collection.

Lady Gaga mad about hats and fish and chips was playing for Tottenham Hatspur Ladies against Barnet Ladies and Hatspur won three nil thanks to Gaga's Hatrick.

Fabio Cap-ello said "Although she got a hatrick I don't think she would get any caps for England." A reporter pointed out she could not play for England any way as she is American.

Cap-ello replied "Well I am Italian and it has not stopped me managing England."

Later Lady Gaga appeared with A hat in the shape of a pizza saying "This is my Pizza Hat."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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