Lady Gaga Refuses To Take A Gender Test Saying, "Hey, I Ain't No Female German Weightlifter!"

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Lady Gaga shown at a Dairy Queen says she is getting tired of saying that she does not have a GagaBoy in her underwear.

BUFFALO, New York - Lady Gaga was sitting backstage eating a salami and cheese sandwich in her dressing room when she agreed to answer a few questions from CNN's Timothea Fipplefinn.

The self-proclaimed divine diva had just finished performing a sold-out performance at Buffalo's Bison Buffalo Arena, which was recently voted the American Concert Arena With The Plushest Seats, Best Light Show, and Most Delicious Popcorn.

The Queen of Glam was asked about the recent incident she had regarding the U.S. Department of Genderism. Lady Gaga shook her head and said that it was without a doubt the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to her.

She took a deep breath and confessed to Miss Fipplefinn that it was even more embarrassing than the time in Colorado Spirngs, Colorado, when she looked down and noticed that both her boobs had come out of her low-cut 'Yes They're Both Real' pink halter top she was wearing.

Lady Ga, as her lead guitarist calls her, said that she had met with a Mr. Byron Looperbride of the USDC and that at first Mr. Looperbride was very polite and extremely cordial and respectful. But then once Ga told him that he reminded her of Sean Hannity because of his tremendously hairy eyebrows his demeanor changed to a meaner one.

All of a sudden he told her that he did not care for her songs, especially her song "The Tata's Song" which he said made her sound like Amy Winehouse on wine, lots of wine, and cheap-ass wine at that.

Looperbride then told her that she has got the ugliest looking ears that he has ever seen and that one sticks out more than the other one just like one of Kate Hudson's ears does.

Lady Gaga told him that she does not care what he says or threatens to do, but she is not going to allow him or anyone to peak into her panties and see if they can find a peter or something that even remotely resembles a peter.

She did say that she will agree to show him several pictures taken from various angles of her crotch cookie but that as far as a physical visual inspection goes it ain't gonna happen.

Gagaita then added that if Looperbride doesn't like it he can just build a bridge and get over it and then he can simply kiss her somewhat unfeminine looking ass and consider himself one lucky son-of-a-bitch.

To see some rather interesting photos of Lady Gaga's groin region as well as her infamous crotch area you can log on to www.ladygagasintimatelapphotos.pix

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