London Man Goes Up The Arse Twice In As Many Days

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 4 March 2010

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Soccer Fans Love Going 'Up The Arse'

Londoner Sid Kent last night revealed how he went 'up the arse' twice in as many days with his wife's blessing.

Going 'up the arse' is a soccer fan's way of saying that they have visited The Emirates Stadium, home of Arsenal Football Club - hence 'going up the arse.'

Sid Kent's wife was happy for her husband to go up the arse as she had a huge pile of ironing to do.

The first time Sid Kent went 'up the arse' he saw Brazil beat Ireland 2-0 The second time he went 'up the arse' he saw England beat Egypt 3-1 after going a goal behind.

In London it is quite common and acceptable for the gentleman of the house to go 'up the arse' while the lady of the house gets on with the ironing.

More as we get it.

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