TARANTULA FUR, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - Big Foot, the ape-like creature that resides in the forests of the Left Coast has been spotted on the extreme Right Coast. An expert on Sasquatch, or Big Foot te creature is referred to by many, was se…
PORT CONNECTICUT, Connecticut – (Satire News) – Fans of the legendary Sasquatch, aka Big Foot, were both excited and amazed to hear that their “Hero” was spotted so far from its home state of Wyoming. Port Conn, as the locals call it, is noted for…
Patrons thought last night was just another night at The Backroom Lounge just outside Rochester. Very few noticed the “giant hairy guy” who sat brooding in a far corner, beyond the pool table, by the Men’s bathroom. “He kept his head down and lo…
(NOT EDITED) DIRTY RIVER, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The United States Department of Forestry has just released newly gathered information about Sasquatch, alias Big Foot. They noted that although he does walk upright like a normal human, he does h…
Eyewitnesses have reported seeing a bevy of unusual activity at the TCF Center in Detroit as ballot counting continues. One protestor, who asked to remain anonymous, stated, "It started with the barriers. I was really upset when they put those…
After claiming that California forest rangers didn't rake the leaves on the forest floor well enough top prevent massive fires in multiple locations, like they supposedly do in Norway, President Trump has offered up additional helpful hints to make t...
Back in the old days, people used to collect themselves at the cave in the middle of the woods, look up at the stars and the constellations and make up stories about the various diagrams they saw in the sky. You know, Orion, The Big Dipper, The Littl...
Edmund Hillary's infamous famous last step on Everest seems to have disappeared into thin air rather like Neil Armstrong's "first step" on the moon was blasted into space fantasy and never seen again. However, the cause of Hilary's step disappearance...
The favorability ratings of the presidential candidates, Clinton and Trump, are at about 30%, so this opens the way for a new candidate. Of course, it is now too late to get on the ballot in any of the 50 states. But a write in candidate for Pr...
DATELINE: THE GRASSY KNOLL IN DALLAS Just when was Lyin' Ted Cruz going to tell the American people that his father used to hang out with Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh, there is photographic evidence of their liaison. It has been clogging up archives for...
Desperate to find a starting pitcher who can get batters out, or even, "take them out", the Baltimore Orioles announced the signing of American icon, Big Foot, to a 7 year 140 million dollar contract. The imposing broad shouldered Big Foot, who st...
In a quiet corner of the world of the unknown, Big Foot, Nessie and Mothman are meeting in a pub with another regular; Jack the Ripper. "Jack old boy! You look terrible! Come on in and have a pint! offers Nessie. As Jack is being seated, Mothman chimes in, "I hear you were just identified and then immediately denied. What's with that?" "Yeah, it was a close call but thankfully, there are...
"I think they were mating as they kept making all these funny noises and it looked like their shelter device was about to fall in", stated Yarm, a Bigfoot from the Ozarks. So Yarm Ney has been the first to spot humans this year and gets the Lucky...
Question: So where have you been? Answer: Just hanging around in the woods. Question: What do you like to eat? Answer: Huckleberries, salmon, deer, rodents, and the occasional dog. Question: What is your favorite pastime? Answer: Evading humans. Question: Do you only live in the U.S.? Answer: Nope, I have relatives all over the world. Ever hear of the Yeti, the Yeren,...
Dr. Armad D'Emery has astounded the world of science with a recorded sighting of the first BigBoob! "BigBoobs are even more rare than the BigFoot", he told reporters. "Of course, the military poo-poos the existence of even BigFoot but the militar...
1. "Bigfoots," the thing said. "That's the formal, plural, grammatically correct term you should always use regarding my species. We're Gigantapithicus apes. That's our scientific name, but you should never, ever, ever say 'Bigfeets.'" I was really surprised that Bigfoot could talk. He spoke crystal clear English and had perfect diction, too. "Too many people come out here looking for...
Ben Africa, noted authority on African animals, and recent "chair" in the athletic department at Notre Dame in South Bend, Indiana revealed that he had possibly discovered a "Little Foot" in the Juba area in South Sudan. He admitted that they were...
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