Richard Johnson claims to have been abducted hundreds of times by aliens,little grey men around 3-4 feet tall who have large opaque creepy looking eyes.
Last week Richard says that he was abducted and was being probed by the aliens when he was asked why so many of our news reports go on about the number 911 why do they do it they asked. Richard then explained about 911 the terrible terrorist incident carried out by Osama Bin Laden while he was living in a cave.
The little grey aliens then laughed uncontrollably when they heard this the idea that most earthlings are so stupid that they can be led to believe the worlds greatest terrorist incident was carried out by a caveman. Earthlings are clearly a most primitive people.
Richard then claims the aliens said they gave the rulers of earth we call the Illuminati a laser beam capable of reducing matter to dust in return for being able to abduct and carry out experiments on ordinary earthlings.