Written by Lightning Conductor

Sunday, 7 February 2010

image for Chinese Moon Shot hoping to discover life on the Moon!
Ah So! A Clanger Buwwow, light next to the Fabled Sea of Twankility!

The Chinese Government in Beijing tonight announced their intention to capture a living creature when they land on the moon in 2012.

Chinese leader, Wun Hung Lo, went live on television to let the World know that China's Space Camp was now open for business & that the World would soon see their country as the modern European state that it now is!

"Many Chinese scientists have volunteered to be forced at gunpoint to work 24hrs a day in order to experience the happiness that only slaving away writing complicated binary code can bring", added the Chinese leader.

Too Long Fook, Minister for Space exploration with special portfolio for the sale of human organs tonight authorised a press release stating the three main aims of the expedition.

1) To discover the solution to a riddle that has bothered both Hippies and everyone that was at University in the 1970's! What exactly did the Famous English Astronomer Pink Floyd spot on the dark side of the moon?

2) To catch the mythical Clanger first observed by the BBC in 1972.

3) To see what flavour a Soup Dragon is and if at all Chinese in style to capture and return it to Earth to cook soup for the grateful masses.

We are pleased to be the first to break this news and look forward to reporting more on the progress of China's Moon shot as we get it!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Space, China, moon

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