Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 5 February 2010

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We are from Zeta Reticulum

Our Mr X met up with a former employee who worked in area 51 also known as Dreamland. The employee who gave him name as Jim met at a secret location in Nevada to discuss his findings.

Jim allowed Mr X to look at a Blue Book marked TOP SECRET but would not allow Mr X to keep the book. In the book it describes alien Creatures referred to as Greys who apparently occupy many underground bases on earth.

The Grey is between 3 to 5 feet tall,large head with no hair or eyebrows,it has large creepy looking opaque eyes,thin arms, legs and thin fingers. The greys abduct humans for genetic experiments to try and create a grey/human hybrid.

The book goes into great detail even giving information that the small grey comes from a world which orbits a star in the constellation of Zeta Reticulum.

After Mr X read many parts of the book Jim left with sweat pouring from his head anxious that no one should see him, he was clearly worried about his safety.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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