Lowton Back from Vacation

Written by victor nicholas

Friday, 12 February 2010

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"You're welcome."

TheSpoof.com writers may be please to know that Mr. Mark Lowton, owner of TheSpoof.com has returned from a well deserved vacations in Mayorca and is now in fine fettle to resume his strong hand on the tiller.

Mr. Lowton reports that Mayorca is a fine place to be, heat notwithstanding, and enjoyed chatting up the mayor of Mayorca and many other lesser Mayorcans while visitating.

Writers will not doubt appreciate as does Mr. Lowton the fine work of the highly educated and reliable Denny Dooster who kept the ship afloat proofreading and such whilst Mr. Lowton was floating on his back eating achovies and drinking Sambucca like a champ.

Inasmuch as work must carry on we trust that readers and writers will have noticed the extremely high level of service while the cat was away it would not surprise anybody if letters were sent to TheSpoof.com complementing said work as being one and the same.

Denny Dooster
Head Proofreader and Punctualist

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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