Helpline Now Open

Funny story written by victor nicholas

Sunday, 7 February 2010

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"I've picked up a bit'a psychology along the way"

In order to serve you and maintain a high status of as the top ranked site for unpaid writers our helpline is now open.

If you have any concerns how to spell a word properly, post a link or just aren't feeling write in the head call now.

Our highly educated and cooperative operators are standing by now at our state of the art call centre in Lancashire.

We hope we can be of service to ladies and gents and give you my word of honour things will be on the up and up in future times.

Early testing shows that our service is tip top, customers have been made right as rain and are 99 to 100% satisfied.

So give us a ringy dingy, the phones are up and running, call 151-248-3752 and ask for Mark or Denny after five o'clock.

Mr. Lowton doesn't mind if you just want to chat either as long I have the floors done. People all's have there problems I say, a bit of psychology and a slap on the back does it mostly.

Denny Dooster
Chief Proofreader and Punctualist

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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