Mark Lowton Hirs New Profreeder

Funny story written by victor nicholas

Friday, 5 February 2010

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Mark Lowton, owner of TheSpoof.kom is pleased to announce that "Service to writers and reeders will soon increase dramatically for the better with the appointment of a new proofreeder, Denny Dooster, to payroll."

Lowton, who is on vacation in Mayorca, says "Mr. Dooster is already working hard to improve things at TheSpoof."

Proofreading will now increase from every three words to every second word which combined with the skills of the highly educated and capable Mr. Dooster is bound to make things much better pretty soon.

Mr. Dooster says that one of the problems with working for is that many writers are from different parts of the world apart from England so simply putting on the spellcheck wouldn't work "Even if Lowton had bought the software."

"Americans spell some words different and there are even some Africans and Australian writers not to mention some loonies."

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