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Funny story: Man's Surprise Birthday Party Was An Unqualified Success

Man's Surprise Birthday Party Was An Unqualified Success

A man celebrating his 35th birthday has revealed how he was given a special treat by his mum, who reassembled all of his childhood playmates around a table at her home for a surprise reunion birthday party. Karl Mowton, of Lancaster, hadn't seen m...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers Reach Agreement Over Pay Offer

Spoof Writers Reach Agreement Over Pay Offer

Spoof writers were said to be 'satisfied' last night after months of patient negotiations with Spoofboss Mark Lowton finally paid off. The writers emerged from the Lowton residence just before midnight on Monday evening, and set fire to a wheelie...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers Mourning Mark Lowtons Death Discover Corpse Not Dead!

Spoof Writers Mourning Mark Lowtons Death Discover Corpse Not Dead!

Yet another funeral was held for The Spoof editor, Mark Lowton, of Piccadilly Gin. "It were sad, it were," wheezed one writer puffing on his cigar, "Aardly anybody turned out fer this 'un, poor bastard." "He was a saint!" cried the writer known on...

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Funny story: Born To Spoof New Beginnings Chapter 5: We Meet Again!

Born To Spoof New Beginnings Chapter 5: We Meet Again!

"Good work #3," said a disgustingly familiar voice that made my skin crawl. "Just as I asked you to do," said Mark, as he leveled a 357 magnum and silencer at me. "I'm not #3," said #4, "Remember? I'm number 7." "Tcch," said Mark clicking his tongue,"OHHHHH yes! Sorry my dear. Well, you've done well bringing me this naughty boy. Oh, don't look at her sooo disappointed, JLF, she's never love...

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Funny story: Prestigious Spoof editor, Mark, has just been removed in a straight jacket!

Prestigious Spoof editor, Mark, has just been removed in a straight jacket!

The Spoof satirical website has just been dealt a severe blow after observing a white van speed up to Spoof HQ and remove their beloved editor, Mark (surname unknown but we writers call him many things), being dragged away in a straight jacket headin...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un and Mark Lowton Return After Being Apparently Missing

Kim Jong-un and Mark Lowton Return After Being Apparently Missing

Kim Jong un and Spoof Editor Mark Lowton have "re-appeared" at the same time, fuelling rumours of a behind the scenes agreement having been thrashed out regarding story approvals about the North Korean Dictator (not a reference to Mark who isn't Nort...

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Funny story: Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida - A Fort Lauderdale man says he is confused, upset, perturbed and angry that, despite writing numerous spoof news articles over the past ten years; using various aliases and pseudonyms; that there is still no page on Wikipedia referencing...

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Funny story: Spoof Editor Marks 10th Anniversary

Spoof Editor Marks 10th Anniversary

LONDON, England - Mark Lowton the owner and editor of the satirical website The Spoof celebrated the site's tenth Internet anniversary. Mark and his brother Paul started The Spoof back on April 8, 2003. At that time they only had three writers (ot...

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Funny story: Satire website editor celebrates 10th anniversary

Satire website editor celebrates 10th anniversary

Las Vegas - Holed up in the $5,000-a-night Prince Harry Suite at Seizures Palace Hotel Spoof! editor Mark Lowton was celebrating ten years at the top this week as offers continued pouring in to buy out his shares in the satire site. "Of course he'...

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Funny story: Spoof Editor ups the ante with $100 message charging

Spoof Editor ups the ante with $100 message charging

London - Writers hoping to contact elusive billionaire Spoof website owner Mark Lowton got a shock this morning when the new messaging service fee came into effect. The measure is thought to be a practical solution to the thousands of cyber beggin...

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Funny story: Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) - Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the first ever "Emergency Press Conference" to inform reporters and the American Public that "A horrendous, unstoppable computer retro-virus will strike every English speaking comput...

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Funny story: The Cole Hole Gang. Part one. "Going underground"

The Cole Hole Gang. Part one. "Going underground"

The gang came together after several of its members had been locked out of their local pubs by the Moderators, a notorious head hunting crew that preyed on people using profanity and bad diction. In one night alone, the Moderators closed seven public houses. Each member of the Cole Hole gang had been sent home from their local after falling foul of the Mods. Capo, Clive Danton remembers his fir...

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Funny story: Local Man Ecstatic At Winning 5,000 Pints

Local Man Ecstatic At Winning 5,000 Pints

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, celebrated late into the night this morning as he was informed that he'd won third prize in a prestigious writing tournament yesterday for the Spoof dot com, the internet's leading satire site and refuge for life's waif...

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Funny story: Mark Lowton nominated for a Pride of the Isle of Wight Award 2011

Mark Lowton nominated for a Pride of the Isle of Wight Award 2011

Carol Spritzer is launching the Isle of Wight News 'Pride of The Isle Awards 2011' nominations appeal, in partnership with Littleworths.web. Each year she gets teary when she sees the winners and listens to their stories. This year will be no dif...

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Funny story: Thousands of Naked Pictures & Porn Literature Missing From Spoof Discovered in Bin Laden Villa!

Thousands of Naked Pictures & Porn Literature Missing From Spoof Discovered in Bin Laden Villa!

TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton was at a loss yesterday as news leaked out that a horde of illicit material, missing from his site for over a month, and worth millions of points, had been found by SEAL team 6 in the Pakistan raid that took out Bin La...

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Funny story: Several Arrests Made at the Oasis Bar & Grille, Ft. Lauderdale

Several Arrests Made at the Oasis Bar & Grille, Ft. Lauderdale

Local bar-restaurant famous for its micro-brewed "Skoob Lagers" and weekly Fried Haggis-on-a-Stick specials, was at the center of several Disturbing the Peace complaints this past Wednesday, resulting in 12 arrests. Apparently stemming from a bar...

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Funny story: Mark Lowton urges spoof writers to get writing quickly!

Mark Lowton urges spoof writers to get writing quickly!

The eccentric, elusive editor of TheSpoof.com, Mark Lowton, has sent out an urgent plea for spoof writers to submit their stories quickly before the solar storm hits this world some time in the next couple of years. He told In Seine News today: "I...

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