'Naked' And 'Sex' Are Hot Topics Says Beyonce - Cheryl Cole Agrees

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Sunday, 17 January 2010

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At last. It's official. 'Naked' and 'Sex' can come out of the closet without fear of reprisals because they are HOT TOPICS, as was confirmed tonight by Beyonce, and seconded by Cheryl Cole.

This applies even moreso on satirical websites and on search engine statistics, according to official statistics as compiled by The Office Of Naked Sex Statistics.

Controversy has never been far away from bloggers, tweeters, and website writers who persist in using words in their titles such as Naked, Nude, Sex, Sexual, in a perceived quest for popularity, often with little or no relevant substance lurking behind the headline. These words have become known as 'hooks'

Purists tend to loathe 'hooks' but not apparently Beyonce, who told us that she'd checked out what's hot on the net, and that 'Naked' and 'Sex' were invariably included, ergo perfectly legitimate, a claim backed up by Cheryl Cole, herself the subject of incalculable numbers of misleading 'naked sex' stories.

So that's all right then.

ASHLEY COLE SCORES AGAIN!

Netting for Chelsea in their 7-2 victory over Sunderland. Neither team played in the nude.

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