Colonel Juan Is Now Captain Juan After Naked Hot Tub Party With Enlisted Men

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Thursday, 31 December 2009

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After his experiences with three naked enlisted soldiers in a public hot tub, Colonel Juan was busted in rank. The new Captain Juan was also reassigned from his position at the United Nations Offices in Geneva to a base in his banana republic country.

For his newest assignment, Captain Juan will be required to perform "short arms inspections" on all of the troops on the base. He will conduct these on all new recruits and on all enlisted men after returning from leave or weekend passes.

The captain attempted to requisition rubber gloves, but was told that there was no money in the budget.

The officer only had one comment about his new assignment. "If I have to do a shortest arms inspection on Corporal Skoob, I may need to buy myself a magnifying glass."

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