Penis Minus Wilson (not his real name) says that he has had enough with the jokes and everything else, after the lady on the weather last night embarrassed him to death.
"She was pointing to the chart and she came right out and said that Halletta was getting one and a half inches last night right in front of our whole city audience. How did she even KNOW that Sunday night was our night for...uh..whoopee?"
Penis went on to explain that he had called the local news station and protested by raising his voice a might.
"I may have been a little harsh but then they hung up on me."
So Penis has decided to join a self-defense club. He wouldn't tell us which one but he's definitely not hitting the showers there. He'll wait till he gets home.
"At least they got Halletta's name partially wrong as they called her Halletta Montana, like that little gal on TV. My Halletta's last name is Wilson, of course."
Wilson then told our reporter to wait as his cellphone rang 'Little Dickie Bird'.
"Well, what do you know? That was the weather lady herself. She was talking about snow in Helena, Montana, not my Halletta, a proud pygmy from the Itura Forest in the Congo. I guess I got that all screwed up because of my one and a half inch uh..manhood!"
