At last we caught a break and one of our military devices worked. As you know, many of our drone operators have become neurotic from the stress of operating drones and wacking the enemy. We find a lot of these drone pilots (or droners, as we call...
It may be hard to argue with someone giving you a ticket for speeding or DUI or talking on a cellphone while driving when you are arguing with a machine. That's what may be what happens in the near future as Silicon Valley has already built protot...
Most of the Ukranian forces have pulled out of Crimea but one man remains, determined to hold his ground. First Sergeant Ihor Rodchenko is the exception. Stationed a few miles out of the provincial capital, he defiantly maintains his post. The...
SAN FRANCISCO - A reporter with American Spotlight Magazine has just learned that a World War II Nazi officer has been found living in a cave on a remote South Pacific Island. The Nazi officer identified as General Hans Studebaker fled Germany aft...
KABUL - Many American solidiers currently on a one-year tour in Afghanistan find that their time spent away from family and other loved ones is most comparable a drawn-out movie shoot of an actor of such caliber as Tom Cruise. "Risking our lives d...
JERUSALEM, Israel - In a recruitment drive gone awry, female Israeli soldiers dropped the trousers of their camouflage battle dress uniforms to moon photographers. The soldiers were wearing thong panties, rather than military-issued skivvies, how...
Beards were dancing in the streets of Iran (they do have streets there right?) after the Iranian military announced it's latest weapon in the ongoing war with The West and The South and The North and most probably The East as well. In fact anyone tha...
A new film is in the cinemas which aims to shed light on a little known chapter of Britain's military history. Entitled "War Hamster", it tells the story of a young man called Albert Furbottom who takes his pet hamster with him to fight in the First World War. Albert is only aged 15 at the outbreak of the war, but after seeing all his elder brothers sign up, he follows them to the recruitment o...
A young soldier will make history today. He is taking the British Army to the law courts in the Strand, where he will claim they made his life a misery, and abused his human rights. Top military lawyer, Colonel Stan Down, says the army are not to...
I'm getting older these days, and life doesn't get much easier, but a man has to do what a man has to do. I'm pretty fit, and sometimes I can compete with people half my age. But I started to feel a little bit vulnerable lately. Not only physically, but mentally too. I suspect sometimes that I'm devolving into an idiot. Maybe I am - but as long as I can take a fair stab at the Times crossword a...
The Obama administration has changed the, Don't Ask, Don't Tell, policy placed by Bill Clinton during his stint in the oval office. The Don't Ask, Don't Tell, policy originally came from the draft board asking potential soldiers if they had homosexu...
The body of a soldier killed at Culloden, has been found at the sight of the massacre carried out by the butcher Duke of Cumberland, against the Highlanders. Although there was nothing left but bones around the skeletons neck was a name tag Camero...
Now that the United States military is rescinding the "don't ask, don't tell" policy implemented by former President Clinton, hundreds of thousands of soldiers are stepping forward and admitting they are gay. During a recent visit to an army base,...
After his experiences with three naked enlisted soldiers in a public hot tub, Colonel Juan was busted in rank. The new Captain Juan was also reassigned from his position at the United Nations Offices in Geneva to a base in his banana republic countr...
Ford Ord CA, January 21, 2009: Under direction of the Democratic Commander in Chief, via Executive Order 1, a new US Army Drill Team has been formed.
In response to recent criticism over soldiers pay, the government has announced plans to deploy traffic wardens into the worlds trouble spots such as Iraq.
Shocked Ministry of Defence officials were today left reeling after several British Commando's went completely commando in a bar and patrons actually complained.
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