Katie Price claims to be Tiger Woods' fourth hole

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Friday, 4 December 2009


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A good lie?

Following the claims that a nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel has been paid $1M not to tell the press about her relationship with Tiger Woods, Katie Price has contacted the press to say she is also willing to negotiate a deal. She says she is willing to avoid talking to the media about her and Tiger for a 'suitable consideration'.

"It would have to be a large settlement," she told reporters, "I mean, it's OK for people who don't usually talk to the press, but for me, keeping my mouth shut would be a major limitation."

When asked why she was taking this action she said, "I've got to think about my kids. Hang on a minute . . . right, done that, now where was I? Oh yes, me and Tiger. Well, we had this intense relationship, right? He transgressed me for sure. He used to call me his 'fourth hole' because he said I reminded him of the fourth at Augusta. He said it was one of his favourites. But that's all I'm saying in case he wants to pay up."

Miss Price then posed for photographs before following a pair of bouncers to her waiting car.

In 2004, when asked about the fourth hole at Augusta, Tiger Woods said that it was difficult and unforgiving with a ridiculous sloping front and a vicious trap. He also said; "There's a bit of rough that should be avoided at all costs."

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