Met Firearms Officer shows off weapon

Funny story written by Ulver

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

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Met Officers show off their weapons today !

Internal Investigators from London's Met Police are in uproar today after claims surfaced in the press that a firearms officer from the force's elite CO19 team had been sending saucy texts of his weapon to young ladies he met on the internet.

The officer is being investigated for bringing the service into disrepute, after a series of ladies contacted the "gutter" press complaining that he kept texting shots of his Bobby's Helmet to them, and that he had droned on and on about guns and weapons.

It is believed that the naked photos are not the issue, the investigation is circulating around the fact that the officer can actually read, write and operate basic technology, all of which should automatically debar him from ever serving in any police firearms team.

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