Metropolitan Police Crack squad - exposed

Funny story written by justlaw

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

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A Metropolitan Police officer from the 'crack' shooting squad C019 has been literally caught with his pants down!

Pictures released to the News of the World show the tattooed ass (tramp stamp) exposing himself to the world, whilst explaining he is a gun toting London cop with a dominant personality.

Many observers were concerned that the officer was happy to expose his bare ass to the world, whilst balancing his anus on the loaded end of his Glock 17 9mm pistol. Concerns were further heightened when the officer revealed when it came to shooting his load he had a hair trigger.

Other shots by the Metropolitan police sharp shooter included an interesting alternative use for his police issue truncheon.

Department of Professional Standards are looking closely at pictures of the officer's naked ass.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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