To continue his impersonation of the Kennedy brothers and acting as if it's still the 1960s, Barack Obama today released his version of the classic Beatles' song 'Helter Skelter':
'When I get to the White House I go back to the travel agents
Where I stop, and I take my place in the queue
Til I fly off to somewhere that's sunny and new
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Well, do you, don't you, want me your tourist?
I'm coming anyway just to make George feel pissed
Tell me, tell me the answer
Well I may be a Pres but I sure ain't no world leader
Now helter skelter
Helter skelter
Helter skelter
Yeah
Will you, won't you, buy my tanks and jets
I'm stirring up war but don't tell Americans
Tell me, tell me the answer
Well I may be a traveler I sure ain't no world leader
Look out
Helter skelter
Helter skelter
Helter skelter
Yeah
Look out, Albania!
When I get to the White House I go straight back out the door
To the airport where I can go and fly some more
Want a Chinese meal but not takeaway
Yeah, yeah, yeah
But do you, don't you, take me much seriously?
I'm coming over fast just to look good on ABC
Tell me, tell me the answer
Well I may be a Pres so I wave and I grin, a trained hamster
Helter skelter
Helter skelter
Helter skelter
Look out, Macedonia
My jet's coming down fast
Once again
Dwellin' in the past
Yeah, helter skelter
Quick, take shelter
From my helter skelter
Yeah ...
(I got airmiles in my pockets!)'
[Words and music by John Cheney/ Paul McNetanyahu]
