Lesbian Smells Like Fish Stink

Funny story written by howy

Friday, 20 November 2009

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The Medical Journal of Australia reports that a lesbian woman who has complained of smelling like a rotting fish for most of her life has been diagnosed with a genetic condition that causes her to emit a disagreeable odor.

Unable to find a man, she has spent the last eighty years of her life living as a lesbian.

The woman has been diagnosed with an incurable genetic condition called trimethylaminuria, or fish malodour syndrome, which affects the smell of sweat, breath and urine.

She complains that she has never been able to dine in a resturant because people would get sick.

"The characteristic body odor resembling rotting fish can be intermittent, variable and influenced by diet, hormones and medications," her doctors said in the Medical Journal of Australia.

"It's not just body odor, it can fill an entire room. And recently it filled an auditorium. It's a very heavy, dark, deep, intense smell."

Unfortunately, there's no cure.

Lesbian woman's fishy-smelling mystery solved

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