President Obama spoke at a meeting of the United Nations Security Council yesterday afternoon in support of a resolution against Fox News' use of Words to Manufacture Disenchantment (WMD).
"After the attacks of 9.11, 9.23 and quarter to ten this morning by their Rolling News Channel against my administration, only concerted action can put a stop to these WMDs.", he said. "I didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize last week to sit around while these guys launch cheap shots at me. This means War."
Other permanent members were less than convinced, despite an appearance by former British Prime Minister Tony Blair with a dossier showing that Sean Hannity was only 45 minutes away from launching a hostile report about Health Reform.
"C'est incroyable", said the French premanent representative "While we accept that Fox News has liberally deployed Vacant-looking Blondes and Bill O'Reilly over recent years, we can't accept the existence of patriotic crybaby Glenn Beck. Just look at the transcripts of what this man is saying between the tears. No self-respecting News Organisation would allow merde like this to be broadcast. Obama will have to try harder to convice us this is a real News Channel."