After being told that her latest expose of the Lady GaGa "Is She or Isn't He?" scandal was "Too Defamatory" Estonian Muck Raker, manager of the National Estonian Fudge-Hut and Grandmother of 27 Vaginia-Eston- Flapski aka Ulver remains in hiding shamed and in fear of her life from allegedly Hermaphroditic Criminal Gangs.
Eston-Flapski who has been on the run since August due to threats from the British FSA regarding her recent scoops over their ongoing incompetence, stupidity and downright lunacy, had hoped to go home after a recently announced amnesty, however this recent set-back and the ignominy of being "Too Defamatory" has driven her back into the Estonian Spoof Journalism underground.
Eston-Flapski spoke via her lawyers today "I had hoped to be able to return to my small Eestonian Willage of Hoop today, since the fudge packed in my hut has started to go off, but since zis rezent yudgement I no longer feel I can face my sisters from the Estonian Republican National Union of Spoof Journalists, instead I vill haff to try and supplement my meagre KGB pension by tugging off tramps near the Helskinki Central Station Toilets."
