Consumer News/ New Products for Niche Markets - A speciality ice cream company in the rural outback of Pennslyania, long noted for their political activism, has brought to the market a new flavour catering to the same sex marriage crowd.
"Daddy, Daddy" is said to be set to launch in all 50 states by the "Rainbow Ice Cream Company" after successful test marketing in San Francisco, where distributors and shop owners said "we couldn't keep it in the cooler.....it blew past 'Rocky Road', "Buttery Butt","Cinobama", "Peachy Pelosi" and "Iced Sushi", all some of our biggest and most popular flavours."
A spokesman for the company said it didn't make a difference how they presented the product, "cups, cones or on a bun...the shit just walked out of the store...it also goes well with a banana on the side, but no cherries!"
Hugo Chavez's taste tester, Colonel Juan, was unavailable to comment as he was involved in a tea tasting contest, and SFO Columnist Ginger Steele was away from her desk pursing what her editor said was "another SCOOP!"
