Little Debbie Markets Cream Pies

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 24 June 2009

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Little Debbie's cream sans pie

Dessert treats madam Little Debbie has announced the release of a new snack treat: Little Debbie's Cream Pies. Little Debbies has been struggling to compete in the dessert treat market in the second great depression. The usual fruit pies and chocolate treats have just barely kept the sweets company afloat.

Marketing experts at Little Debbie's have noticed that the porn industry actually increased in profitability during the economic downturn. This observation inspired the busy bakers at Little Debbie's to get busy working on the cream pie. Baker in chief, Luvy Poornah came up with the recipe for a Little debbie's cake that imitated the cream pie found all over the porn websites:

" It's two sweet cheeks of graham crackers with a luscious cream oozing between the cheeks!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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