Written by Lostinrandomworld

Monday, 6 April 2009

Ancient India: In the capital of Ancient India, Patliputra, which is considered to be the seat of most famous modern city, a new doctorate thesis has been defended by current ex-Chief Minister of Bihar. Her Doctoral thesis topic was "How low and personal should people go in attacking opposition leader from rival kingdom."

Few years earlier during her enrollment to the Political University of India, Mrs. Rabri Devi, who was till then most illiterate and uneducated, highly resourceful person in the kingdom, had presented her thesis topic and vowed to defend her doctoral thesis by the time she was ready to graduate from the University.

In a setting environment of the Political theatre of the University, she has right fully explained her thesis topic "How low and personal should people go in attacking opposition leader from rival kingdom." In her defense, she not only targets her political rivals but also judiciary establishment. She told the panel of judge, how she can attack her political rival at the time of opposition (Only when the person is in opposition party) below the belt.

Considering the fact the she hardly used to say anything at the time of entrance to the University, the faculties' members were highly impressed with her achievement. In recognition of her achievement, the University has awarded her Doctorate Degree.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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