The corrupt Mexican government in their wisdom have decided to sack 600 CORRUPT customs and excise officers working on the US / Mexican border and will replace them with 600 "Spic" prisoners banged up in their over - filled and very nasty prisons!
The reason for this exchange is: The Mexicans want to relieve their prison capacities, give their convicts a chance to rehabilitate themselves and do something positive,
ship as much dope through to the US as possible!
The secret agenda here is that the corrupt Mexican government is behind the drug trafficking and hopes that by dressing their ex-cons as soldiers and fooling the butt off of the US they will kill 2 birds with 1 kilo of crack!
Informed Obama responded positively to this new Mexican shuffle and rapidly ordered US border guards to quit hastling Mexican trucks loaded with tequila, tortillas and dope!
His reasoning is that any consumer goods are welcome at this moment and consuming dope is on the main menu in a recession!
The CIA (the real one not Jagged's Cockroach infiltration army!) and the FBI have been given $600 million funding to buy Colombian Drug Cartels, control the logistics and treble the amount of dope illegally (what?) entering the US through Mexico!
Obama has promised the US Junks an upsurge in products urging them to buy, buy, buy, they will also be rewarded with tax rebates and a free GM or Chrysler car to boot as long as they promise to die early and financially relieve the US health system so he can bang through his reforms!
Anything to beat the recession and become popular, everyone's a WINNER, OLE!!
