Chevron corralls Cheney's Corrupt Bastards with oil trader sting op

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 19 November 2007

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Secrets of the Altair Voyager: Bushco's ass in a sling

San Ramon, California - (Rioters): Chevron majority stockholders are cock-a-hoop after luring Dickless Cheney's mercenaries into harassing the big oil corporation into a $30 million sting in the oil-for-food kickbacks case.

For over thirty years George W Bush has harassed, maligned and sought to destroy the majority shareholders of the Chevron Corp after they successfully testified before NATO military tribunals about his role in the November 22 1963 assassination of President John F Kennedy.

Bush - in reality the Cuban-born KGB agent son of Hitler's Pope Pius XII - then hired Dickless Cheney and his sidekick Condosleeza Rice to do his dirty work for him. To discredit, malign and ultimately destroy those who he couldn't suborn into withdrawing witness testimony against him.

In 2001 Rice had to withdraw from her non-exec position on the Chevron board after being caught in a massive sting that outed her as a paid plant who spied and sought to assassinate the very stockholders whose interests she was supposedly managing.

Booted off the board in utter disgrace, Rice joined the Bush Administration as a stooge for Colon Bowel.

Chevron duly renamed the eponymous Condosleeza Rice oil tanker with the highly mysterious title of The Altair Voyager.

But the harassment and intrigue didn't stop.

It only paused briefly last week when the Securities & Exchange Commission attempted to fine Chevron $30 million in the oil-for-food kickbacks case.

Private investigators discovered that Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club grandees were in turn hired by Dickless Cheney into recruiting an oil trader who then contravened trading sanctions to deliberately hoick Chevron into troubled waters.

"He knew or should have known that surcharges were to be paid by the third party merchants from which Chevron purchased the crude oil," an oil source said at the weekend.

But all the while the trade sanctions were being violated CIA agents watched and monitored as Corrupt Bastards Club
grandee stooge Ben Stevens, son of Sen Ted Stevens, did Dickless Cheney's bidding to ensnare Chevron.

This week Chevron majority stockholders are cock-a-hoop as the $1 billion Blind Faith oil and gas platform heads towards its moorings in the Gulf of Mexico,ready to start pumping.

"We've got Bush and Cheney's ass in a sling," their spokesman said tonight.

""And we ain't just talkin' impeachment. It's treason and genocide.

"Clear Death Row. And expect the entire Administration in the slammer before Thanksgiving."

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