Despite public anger over MPs expenses claims of up to £200,000 a year from everything from garden gnomes to thoroughbred racehorses the law is to be changed to make it even easier for them to claim even more expenses of up to £500,000 a year.
They will each be issued with an open cheque book to get whatever the hell they want as nobody seems to give a shit.
Anti sleaze campaigner Emily Roberts said "When are people going to stand up and do something about this its just astonishing that they are allowed to get away with it."
ITS BULLSHIT