More Expenses for Corrupt Bastards

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 28 July 2009

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More expenses is bullshit

Despite public anger over MPs expenses claims of up to £200,000 a year from everything from garden gnomes to thoroughbred racehorses the law is to be changed to make it even easier for them to claim even more expenses of up to £500,000 a year.

They will each be issued with an open cheque book to get whatever the hell they want as nobody seems to give a shit.

Anti sleaze campaigner Emily Roberts said "When are people going to stand up and do something about this its just astonishing that they are allowed to get away with it."


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