Squirrel causes power outrage in Juneau

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 6 November 2007

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The usual suspect

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): A squirrel has been blamed for causing a power outrage in West Juneau, home of the notorious Corrupt Bastards Club.

The event occurred on Monday and affected large areas around the Cedar park area of West Juneau.

Ms Gayle Wood from the Alaska Electric, Light and Power Company said:

"We suspect it might have been the missing half of the satirical writing combo Moose & Squirrel who is to blame."

Wood says the squirrel tripped off the power because it was fed up with all the Corrupt Bastards news stories going round the Alaskan state.

"We think she/he got into a fuse associated with a Corrupt Bastards Club apartment complex that was affected," the power lady added.

The satirical writer and partner have gone to ground since August this year and are much missed on the Spoof website.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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