2012 brought forward

Funny story written by defabled

Monday, 17 August 2009

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In a packed news conference, today, a spokesman for the 'Illuminati' said, that it's members are extremely disappointed in the public's perception of them. He stated, that at no time had the 'Illuminati tried to hide their aim of world domination nor had they tried to disguise the fact that once in power they intend to eliminate 80% of the world population and keep the remaining 20% as a slave work force, and yet, despite all of this, they were still being met by a wall of indifference from the public at large.

"This is just not good enough, we demand a response, more in keeping, with the evil world syndicate ,that we are. For the public to pretend that we don't exist is no longer valid as in each of the manufactured incidents around the world we have left blatant clues that we are the perpetrators ...we could not have made it anymore clearer. And as for the excuse..."I don't understand politics"...may I remind you that we gave you George Bush...we cannot dumb down more than that.

"So given the public's apathetic attitude we feel we no longer have the option but to move 2012 forward to next week Trials on mass vaccinations, chem trails, G.M. crops and world currency will cease and we shall go straight into the World War instead."

The war between the Christians, Moslems and Jews will commence 9.00 a.m G.M.T. Monday and finish teatime on Tuesday; Wednesday will be appointing World leaders; Thursday will be selecting the fit and healthy from the survivors for the work force; and Friday will be clean up day.

The Illuminati took the opportunity to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year - in case they don't get the chance later on.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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