Newly elected corrupt (Iranian elections tend to be pretty "bent" and their opponents disposed of as fast as Iranian flies land on camel turds!) Iranian president Ahmadinejed will introduce 3 burkah clad women into his parliamant, only problem, nobody knows who the f**k they will be, any means of identification is impossible!
The "women" are being introduced to calm international criticism about the very "corrupt" election results!
Jaggedone sent his CIA (cockroach infiltration army) middle east reporter "Ayatollah Camelshiteater" to Teheran to investigate the matter further, here is his shock report:
The "women" will be rotated on a monthly basis albeit always dressed in the same burkhas!
The first 3 are "Ahmadis" Polish pole-dancing, cock sucking mistress, his grandmother better known as the HAG from Teheran and the former Shah of Persias grand-daughter, captured and enslaved called Fatty-Mah who specialises in anal-jobs!
The next three are not actually women, but black, negro Eunuchs, no dicks or cohones but therefore, high-pitched voices, they look particularly pretty dressed in their burkhas!
Jagged's intrepid reporter, "Ayatollah Camelshiteater" whilst dashing for the nearest Teheranian sewer (full of crap!) overheard "Ahmadi" speaking to the very dead Ayatollah Khomeni in a trance:
"These f*****g ignorant Yanks, they believe any shit we tell them, first the crooked election and now our story about women in a fundamental Islamic parliament, whatever next!"
The ghost of Khomeni answered: "We've got rid of that crazy mother fucker Bush and now our bretheren, the Taliban, are keeping their new "Messiah" occupied in Afghanistan, the revolution continues, DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!"