London - (Ass Mess): "Sure, he's got the balls for it!" was Dana Perino's comment today as Barack Obama prepared to fly to London for a snip at the Royal Freak Hospital.
"Truss me," Perino added, "the President's ready to put his er neck on the line on this one."
This week's impromptu trip follows an invitation from UK surgeons to have his nuts seen to by British NHS medics in a live televised procedure.
"We think this will dispel American scare stories about 'Stalinist' British healthcare," NutField Professor of Urology Dr Trim Pecker commented.
The 10 minute operation will be performed live on the Discovery Channel in a deal sponsored by the British Institute of Hypnotherapists, whose senior alumnus will officiate in place of a bog-standard NHS anaesthetist.
Michelle Obama is asking for propofol.