There was real drama in the Thai eastern seaboard paradise town of Pattaya last night, when a British man living here was discovered by locals to have left his top shirt button unfastened.
The man, Moys Kenwood, 46, had been preparing for a night stroll along the beachfront with his wife and two children when the error was unearthed. Kenwood's wife, Jantima, takes up the story:
"I noticed his top button was undone. It's most unlike Moys - he's usually such a smart person - or at any rate, a smart arse!"
Many of the vendors at the night market also spied the unkempt Englishman in his 'state of undress'. One, Chamlong Undercut, who sells silk boxer shorts, ties and other such shit, said:
"Him top neck not fastened! Look like tramp!"
Police are not investigating.