Ever since Spoof expert Monkey Woods dared to spoof about a certain Air France airliner being abducted by aliens, there has been no sign of life from him on planet earth!
Reading his spoof, Jaggedone one thought it was certainly, on the edge and risky, or at least, going under, under the equatorial BELT!
Being quite aware of a terrestrial alien presence, Area 51, etc, Monkey obviously jumped on board rather to rapidly and aliens frequenting the Area "Spoof" 51 site must have felt rather insulted.
French, Brazilian tourists are of no interest to such masterminds, they target slightly more intelligent beings, The Elephant Man, Einstein, George Bush, etc.
Monkey obviously falls into this category and is now in the 6 handed hands of slimy, green, extra terrestrials!
Now all of the Spoof writers are being offered protection programmes, especially Jesus Budda, and are being forced underground!
Hopefully Monkey will return to Mudda Earth reasonably normal after his encounters of the fifth kind and be capable of participating on the Spoof once more, God (who?) bless him and please send us all a postcard!