Conservatives Attack Miss Obama for Wanting Peace Not Pregnancy

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 9 July 2009

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Neo Con Cheney embraces the teen swelled abdomen!

Young Malia Obama has a mind of her own and that intellect told the world this week that peace not war and nuclear disarmament not an arms race were what the world needs now. US conservative media and political loons attacked Miss Obama for wearing her 60's style peace symbol in anti nuclear demonstrations in Rome while daddy made a snail's progress with the Ruskies.

Rush Limberger whose three wives agreed is properly named chided Malia for being heard and seen: " Any child of mine if I could ever conceive one would definitely not be parading in public expressing her own opinion about matters as important as nukes. She or he would be safe at home playing with the barbie dolls I no longer wanted as hiding places for my prescription drugs.

Fox News' entire staff chastised the Obama parents and held up Sarah Palin as the ice queen of parenting the Obama's should be imitating: " The Palins raised their daughter to be a pro life teen. She hasn't a political notion in her dear little head. She just wanted to fulfill the divine comission to go forth and multiply and multiply she did! God bless her soul!"

James Dobson of Focus on the Family declared a solid and sacred Amen! and called on the Obama's to produce a teen mom in good red neck Christian tradition...not unlike our Black Baptist brethren...Dobson added...

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