Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

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Putin and his first boo-boo

In a dramatic if only symbolic action, Russian President Medvedev and US Soul Brother in Chief Obama have agreed to show the world just how serious they are about arms reduction. During high and down low level talks under top and bottom covers the two world leaders discovered that neither had had their warheads trimmed.

No one knows whose idea it first was but some in the Russian press suggest that the scheme originated with Vlad the Circumciser Putin. Though President medvedev denied it sources close to Putin claimed that this had Vladimir's vengeful little hands all over it:

" Whenever Putin gets pissed off, off go the foreskins!, according to Putin former associate Dicklemy Cutshortsky, " When P got wind that O mocked him for his cold war foot, I knew there would be hell to paysky!"

Obama returned to Washington waving his newly manicured willie declaring : There will be peace in our time and I have the piece to prove it! Back in Moscow Medvedev showed Putin the Peace treaty and Vladimir asked: can I kiss your boo-boo, babinsky!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama




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